The Best Worst Dad Jokes: All the Puns, Quips, and Wisecracks You Need to Torment Your Kids

by Sandy Silverthorne

Publisher:

Revell

, 2022

Overview

When a man becomes a dad, he takes on certain responsibilities: providing for his family, raising up his children to be good citizens--and telling the absolute worst jokes he can come up with. But dad jokes don’t always come naturally, which is why Sandy Silverthorne created The Best Worst Dad Jokes. Filled with more than 500 groan worthy jokes to torment your kids, this collection makes it possible for dads to fill any moment of dead air with a joke that will have everyone within hearing distance rolling their eyes and edging away to avoid association with you. Jokes like . . . 

I don’t have a dad bod; I have a father figure.

I saw a sign that said Watch for Children. That sounded like a good trade to me.

and of course . . . 

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it’s fully groan.

And hey, it’s only downhill from there.

From the Back Cover

When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it’s fully groan.

When a man becomes a dad, he takes on certain responsibilities: providing for his family, raising up his children to be good citizens--and telling the absolute worst jokes he can come up with.

But dad jokes don’t always come naturally, which is why Sandy Silverthorne created The Best Worst Dad Jokes. Filled with more than 500 groan-worthy jokes to torment your kids, this collection makes it possible for you to fill any moment of dead air with a joke that will have everyone within hearing distance rolling their eyes and edging away to avoid association with you. Jokes like . . . 

I don’t have a dad bod; I have a father figure.

I saw a sign that said “Watch for Children,” and I thought that sounded like a fair trade.

and

What does a baby computer call its father? Data!

And, hey, it’s only downhill from there.

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Product Details

• Title: The Best Worst Dad Jokes: All the Puns, Quips, and Wisecracks You Need to Torment Your Kids
• Author: Sandy Silverthorne
• Publisher: Revell
• Print Publication Date: 2022
• Logos Release Date: 2021
• Pages: 144
• Language: English
• Resources: 1
• Format: Digital › Ebook
• ISBNs: 9781493436392, 9780800740337, 0800740335, 1493436392
• Resource ID: LLS:9781493436392
• Resource Type: Monograph
• Metadata Last Updated: 2025-06-13T16:32:55Z

About Sandy Silverthorne

Sandy Silverthorne, author of Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids and More Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids, has been writing and illustrating books since 1988 and currently has over 600,000 copies in print. His award-winning Great Bible Adventure children's series with Harvest House sold over 170,000 copies and has been distributed in eight languages worldwide. He's written and illustrated over 30 books and has worked with such diverse clients as Universal Studios Tour, Doubleday Publishers, Penguin, World Vision, the University of Oregon, the Charlotte Hornets, and the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences. He has a series with Standard Publishing, Surviving Middle School, and his One-Minute Mysteries series has sold over 240,000 copies. Sandy has worked as a cartoonist, author, illustrator, actor, pastor, speaker, and comedian. Apparently, it's hard for him to focus. Connect with him at sandysilverthornebooks.com.