The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes and Good Clean Jokes
Ebook
Overview
Laughter is powerful medicine--and it’s just plain fun. The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes brings together hundreds of the funniest bits of wit and humor to brighten anyone’s day. From blunders like “For sale: Electric hospital bed, hardly used. No one died in it,” to truisms like “The only thing worse than hearing the alarm clock in the morning is not hearing it,” there’s something to tickle everyone’s funny bone.
Teachers, speakers, pastors, writers, and anyone who loves to laugh will enjoy this impressive collection of jokes, bulletin bloopers, and amusing quotes--enough for a whole year of laughter!
From the Back Cover
Never again let a day go by without a laugh!
Laughter is powerful medicine--and it’s just plain fun. The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes brings together hundreds of the funniest bits of wit and humor to brighten your day. In this book you’ll find:
Bloopers like “For sale: Electric hospital bed, hardly used. No one died in it."
Quotes like "The only thing worse than hearing the alarm clock in the morning is not hearing it."
Good clean jokes like
This morning, my wife came into the kitchen and asked, "What are you doing today?"
"Nothing,” I said.
Peeved, she said, "That’s what you did yesterday."
I replied, "I wasn’t finished."
There’s something to tickle everyone’s funny bone. Teachers, speakers, pastors, writers, and anyone who loves to laugh will enjoy this impressive collection of jokes, bulletin bloopers, and amusing quotes--enough for a whole year of laughter!
Jim Kraus is the author or coauthor of twenty books, both fiction and nonfiction, including the bestselling Bloopers, Blunders, Jokes, Quips & Quotes. He lives in the suburban Chicago area.